Name: Jerry Prochazka
Alias: vVv LordJerith
Special Ability: Rant: When Jerry hears anything that he knows to be untrue, or worse, poorly analyzed, he releases a sonic attack that consists of well-thought-out and fully-supported ideas delivered in a bombastic, declamatory fashion.
Name: Jordan Kahn
Alias: vVv Doomhammer
Special Ability: Battle Cry: Jordan has the ability to attract the attention of everyone in the room with one amazing shout, taunting everyone to his current position.
Name: Greg Milliken
Alias: vVv SugarBear
Position: LoL Happiness Guarantor
Special Ability: Impersonate: SugarBear impersonates a random video game character, performing barrel rolls and hydralisk noises and inspiring deep mirthful laughter in those around him. This causes his teammates to gain +5 bonus to happiness.
Name: Rob Thompson
Alias: vVv RobZGod
Position: Vice President of Operations
Special Ability: Opportunity: Rob speaks about all the organizational opportunities, a channled power that stuns everyone for 4 seconds, but gains a stacking debuff that reduces his memory by 10% every .5 seconds requiring him to write his ideas down.
Name: Jordan Novak
Alias: vVv Medusa
Position: Forum Manager
Special Ability: Fan Form: When encountering anyone even remotely interested in LoL Medusa goes into Fan Form. Her magical body art causes all viewing to be dazed for 30 seconds while she radiates a spell that compels others to "play LoL!"